Facebook status um 200 likesum..
Disclaimer: This is just a fun post. Details mentioned are result
of mentally mystified random rumblings. The concept is inspired from a famous
tamil movie. This has no connection with any of the face book status of ppl, in
my friend list. So pls do not unfriend
me!!!!
Intha 9 rules follow
panna FB la like kottum bass!(Follow these 9 rulez and you are getting there)!
1. 1. The most important rule, after posting a status
or picture, keep refreshing the page every nano second and be very attentive. Drop
reply for all the comments and like even the mokkaiest comment. In this game encouragement
is very important. This task can be more tiresome than babysitting. But do not
give up.
2. 2. As this task requires concentration and
dedication, hence please avoid
drinking any liquid or having any solid food after posting a status or photo shopped picture.
Yes, susu/ potty breaks are distractions which you cannot afford.
3. 3. Add as many as possible friends to your friend
list. They can be friend of friend, Have-never-seen-since birth relatives,
spouse of friend, who gave you a no-other-option smile during your friend’s
reception/wedding,met-while-waiting at hospital-during dengue fever- friends,
friends of sibilings, sibilings of friends,etc. After all this if your friend
list isn't crossing the pass mark 1000, please do not worry. Mark Zuckerberg will
suggest you.
4. 4. Whenever you see a lamo”ished”, sepia ied,
HDRish image of your friend list member , that moment when your rational, logical
conscience and mind fumes that "the picture seems uncanny, not having an iota of
resemblance to the living/existing friend- member of your list", please
extinguish it with ice bucket challenge and drop a “very nice” comment or at
least caress the like button.Remember! "like" is boomerang.
5. 5.. Same holds good on really stupid status/currently-this-crap-is
on my mind posts on the feed list. Even though your eyes hunt for a dislike
button, don’t give in. Foreseeing unwanted conflicts, Mark Zuckerberg has
clearly avoided that provision. So please keep sanity and repeat the previous
step.
6.6.. If your status does not get any likes , do not
back off.. Add a picture with the most famous member of your friend list or
simply tag them and put a goody smiley. Start spamming your own post by
bringing some HOT topics. Focus! I meant “some heated” discussions, chuddy
buddy fights, ne-kolanthaya irunthapa-ithuthaan kuduthen memories.
7. 7.. Have a Happy birthday-with 100mm smiley,..Copied
in your clipboard. Please follow mark zuckerberg’s instructions & post
on the directed wall accordingly. Don’t look down at your conscience, your not the first. This is general FB ritual. People hardly know the recipient’s
name & least the date, while
posting Happy birthday. But this should not deter you from posting a thank you
when you receive such automated-happy birthday.
8. 8.. Please be productive on weekends by joining
photoshop and how-to-make-a selfie-look unrecognizable -by self acrobat classes
.Then take vacations to farien
locations, and pose in front of snow.
9. 9.. Some gloomy day when you login to FB for diversion, while waiting for
your hopeless -exam results and if you get to see “aatha naa pass agiten” or
at-chennai-international airport-off to ANTARTICA university, or got admitted
in czsiferalo-university-in Helsinki university status posts, inhale cool air - exhale hot air and hit a like! replay the dialogue "Like is boomerang". But, do not forget to Read and reread You can win
by shiv kera , Deepak chopra motivational books after that.