Facebook status um 200 likesum..

Disclaimer: This is just a fun post. Details mentioned are result of mentally mystified random rumblings. The concept is inspired from a famous tamil movie. This has no connection with any of the face book status of ppl, in my friend list. So pls do not unfriend me!!!!

Intha  9 rules follow panna FB la like kottum bass!(Follow these 9 rulez and you are getting there)!

1.  1.     The most important rule, after posting a status or picture, keep refreshing the page every nano second and be very attentive. Drop reply for all the comments and like even the mokkaiest comment. In this game encouragement is very important. This task can be more tiresome than babysitting. But do not give up.

2.   2.    As this task requires concentration and dedication, hence please avoid drinking any liquid or having any solid food after posting a status or photo shopped picture. Yes, susu/ potty breaks are distractions which you cannot afford.

3.   3.    Add as many as possible friends to your friend list. They can be friend of friend, Have-never-seen-since birth relatives, spouse of friend, who gave you a no-other-option smile during your friend’s reception/wedding,met-while-waiting at hospital-during dengue fever- friends, friends of sibilings, sibilings of friends,etc. After all this if your friend list isn't crossing the pass mark 1000, please do not worry. Mark Zuckerberg will suggest you.

4.  4.     Whenever you see a lamo”ished”, sepia ied, HDRish image of your friend list member , that moment when your rational, logical conscience and mind fumes that "the picture seems uncanny, not having an iota of resemblance to the living/existing friend- member of your list", please extinguish it with ice bucket challenge and drop a “very nice” comment or at least caress the like button.Remember! "like" is boomerang.

5. 5..    Same holds good on really stupid status/currently-this-crap-is on my mind posts on the feed list. Even though your eyes hunt for a dislike button, don’t give in. Foreseeing unwanted conflicts, Mark Zuckerberg has clearly avoided that provision. So please keep sanity and repeat the previous step.

6.6..      If your status does not get any likes , do not back off.. Add a picture with the most famous member of your friend list or simply tag them and put a goody smiley. Start spamming your own post by bringing some HOT topics. Focus! I meant “some heated” discussions, chuddy buddy fights, ne-kolanthaya irunthapa-ithuthaan kuduthen memories.

7. 7..      Have a Happy birthday-with 100mm smiley,..Copied in your clipboard. Please follow mark zuckerberg’s instructions & post on the directed wall accordingly. Don’t look down at your conscience, your not the first. This is general FB ritual. People  hardly know the recipient’s name & least the date, while posting Happy birthday. But this should not deter you from posting a thank you when you receive such automated-happy birthday. 

8.  8..     Please be productive on weekends by joining photoshop and how-to-make-a selfie-look unrecognizable -by self acrobat classes .Then take vacations to farien locations, and pose in front of snow.

9.  9..     Some gloomy day when you login to FB for diversion, while waiting for your hopeless -exam results and if you get to see “aatha naa pass agiten” or at-chennai-international airport-off to ANTARTICA university, or got admitted in czsiferalo-university-in Helsinki university status posts, inhale cool air -  exhale hot air and hit a like! replay the dialogue "Like is boomerang". But, do not forget to Read and reread You can win by shiv kera , Deepak chopra motivational books after that.

My Banglore chronicles will continue soon....